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Accident Prone

...aaaannndd the Klutz award goes to...
(insert applause here)

*fanning away the tears*
I'd like to thank my backup bottle of Vicodin, the ice pack in the frezzer,
...and also my kids for causing me to win this award!


I am going to WARN you... if you are easily grossed out, don't click! And please do ignore the ugly foot. LOL. The picture is the aftermath of my spaciness... this isn't the fun kinda bruise, so no pokie pokie VanImp!

(exit stage left)

Birth control


HNT 21 ~ The Shower #2

... but my showers are no longer mine. They have become his.
He has moved in and taken over.
His hands playing across my skin along with the cool water.
Replacing my 'quiet time' with pleasure.


...this is a continuation of last week's HNT which can be seen here...



Hot with a chance of showers

Just Filler... #8

1. Vodka and sex make a quick and easy dinner.

2. Lost Souls by Poppy Z. Brite is the book I'm reading right now.

3. July brings back memories of ovens, the fires of hell, and blast furnaces.

4. The fact that I am a klutz was (painfully) obvious.

5. They say if you tell your dreams that you want better ones, they wont listen.

6. Just give me what I want and then I will try to think it over.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to the horizontal tango, tomorrow my plans include visiting with family and Sunday, I want to stick my head in the sand like an ostrich!


HNT 20 ~ The Shower #1

My showers used to be my time to myself, away from the kids, at the end of a stressful day. Letting the hot water play across skin, beat against aching neck muscles and back, I would just stand there and close my eyes, feeling the day rinse away...


TMI Tuesday 21

I can't say that my answers are going to be all that interesting, but for lack of anything better, I am playing this week. :-P

1. Have you ever attended a group masturbation party? Same-sex or mixed?
Hmm, in the sense that this question was asked... No. I have not been around solely for the sake of watching, nor participated in a group masturbation. (Not interested in and too shy to be an acitve participant.) I have, however, been around and seen group masturbation taking place, just due to location. Did that make any sense at all!?! LOL

2. When masturbating, as you reach orgasm, do you continue to stimulate yourself without interruption, or do you stop and apply pressure until your spasms subside? Or?
I rarely masturbate, but I think its different each time I do. If I am just trying to get off once, I have to stop or I can keep orgasming. If I am going for multiples, I will keep it up.

3. Have you ever video'ed yourself while masturbating (solo)? Where are they now?
Does a camera phone count? Was just a minute clip, and if it didn't get deleted, then it is on my computer somewhere.

4. Have you ever look at porn online? Have you ever posted at porn online?
Yes, I have looked. ;) and have posted pornographic photos, but not porn per se.

5. Do you send/recieve dirty email jokes and pictures?
Not so much anymore. I still recieve some from friends, but really don't have time to sit and forward everything that hits my inbox.

Bonus: Have you ever told someone they were good in bed when they weren't?
I don't think I have ever told a bad lay that they were good, but I have exaggerated how much I enjoyed it!

I iz construktun

Cause torture is fun, and that is what this will be to my lil' perfectionist mind, AND I have decided I have nothing better to do (ha!)... I have started to do some tweaking with the page.

So bear (or bare) with me while I work on getting everything the way I want it to look and/or back into its correct place... or a close facsmilie thereof.

Also, let me know what you think..
  • Like the old better.
  • Like the new better.
  • Fuck 'em both, find something else, callie!
  • Stop babbling and just get nekkid!

Okay, the last really isn't an option because while nekkid is good, I still need a cool layout. :-P

Just Filler... #7

1. The last thing I ate was Life cereal and iced tea.

2. Groceries is something I recently bought.

3. When it rains, it smells wonderful outside.

4. My munchkin was the first person I talked to today.

5. Hugs are comfort food for the soul.

6. I wish my bed had some extra comfort.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to meeting my new niece, tomorrow my plans include clean, clean, cleaning and Sunday, I want to find out I won the lottery!


Happy Friday!

HNT 19 ~ Belted


TMI Tuesday 20

1. Where was the first place you ever had sex?
At the guy's apartment... on the bed, in the shower, on the counter. Later on he ended up moving out of that place, and I moved in there with his old roomate (nothing romantic). Was a total shithole.

2. How often do you lie?
I try not to, but it happens to protect the innocent.

3. If you could only be one, would you rather be smart or good looking?
Well, I am already one and not the other as it is (IMO).

4. Have you ever passed out or suffered memory loss from drinking too much?
How am I supposed to know! I was either passed out or forgot!! *grin*

5. Top or bottom?
Me: Bottom. I love the feeling of being pinned down, his large body over mine, being ground into the bedsheets.

Bonus: Do you have any catalogs for toys/videos/lingere delivered to your home?
Not in a long long time. If I want something of that nature I will either jump online or go to one of the numerous adult stores we have in this area.

Happy 4th


Just Filler... #6

1. When I heard I had saturday night off, I was happy and sad at the same time.

2. A good strong drink is usually the best medicine.

3. It's late, but I am still awake with lots to do and nothing done!

4. Busy, busy, busy as always.

5. My eyes have seen way more than I will ever speak about.

6. Live, laugh, and love strongly.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to trying to get a good nights sleep, tomorrow my plans include a night off and fireworks and Sunday, I want to pretend I don't have a double load at work!


HNT 18 ~ Window

Outside, its... way too bright for my tastes.

Too hot as well.
I think I will stay inside today.

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