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HNT 26 ~ Colors are Pretty!

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Friends likes to call me Rainbow Brite and poke fun at my multicolored belongings... for the life of me, I cannot figure out where they came up with that one! ;)


HNT 25 ~ Guests

Sorry I was not here (last week),
But I see that everyone has arrived!


HNT 24 ~ This Sucks

Ha ha.. get it? Sucks?

I just have one question...

How do I work this thing again?



HNT 23 ~ Party's Over

So many of you stopped by.
But now that
the party is over...
Who is going to help me clean up?


HNT 22 ~ Get out!

The "guest" is gone! The door is now locked!
While there is still a ton of things that need to be seen to, cleaned, studied, and avoided (lol)...
There is one less mouth to feed, to clean up after, to entertain, to babysit.
*happy dance*
I haven't even had a chance to read any blogs since last week!! I checked my reader this morning... boy, do I have some catching up to do!!

So I am off to read, to study, to stare at the dishes piled in the sink, to realize I used way too many exclamation points in this post...!!!

And don't even think of knocking on my door asking if you can stay for awhile!
This hotel is closed.
Unless you're naked and holding a bottle of Vodka, that is!!


Accident Prone

...aaaannndd the Klutz award goes to...
(insert applause here)

*fanning away the tears*
I'd like to thank my backup bottle of Vicodin, the ice pack in the frezzer,
...and also my kids for causing me to win this award!


I am going to WARN you... if you are easily grossed out, don't click! And please do ignore the ugly foot. LOL. The picture is the aftermath of my spaciness... this isn't the fun kinda bruise, so no pokie pokie VanImp!

(exit stage left)

Birth control


HNT 21 ~ The Shower #2

... but my showers are no longer mine. They have become his.
He has moved in and taken over.
His hands playing across my skin along with the cool water.
Replacing my 'quiet time' with pleasure.


...this is a continuation of last week's HNT which can be seen here...



Hot with a chance of showers

Just Filler... #8

1. Vodka and sex make a quick and easy dinner.

2. Lost Souls by Poppy Z. Brite is the book I'm reading right now.

3. July brings back memories of ovens, the fires of hell, and blast furnaces.

4. The fact that I am a klutz was (painfully) obvious.

5. They say if you tell your dreams that you want better ones, they wont listen.

6. Just give me what I want and then I will try to think it over.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to the horizontal tango, tomorrow my plans include visiting with family and Sunday, I want to stick my head in the sand like an ostrich!


HNT 20 ~ The Shower #1

My showers used to be my time to myself, away from the kids, at the end of a stressful day. Letting the hot water play across skin, beat against aching neck muscles and back, I would just stand there and close my eyes, feeling the day rinse away...


TMI Tuesday 21

I can't say that my answers are going to be all that interesting, but for lack of anything better, I am playing this week. :-P

1. Have you ever attended a group masturbation party? Same-sex or mixed?
Hmm, in the sense that this question was asked... No. I have not been around solely for the sake of watching, nor participated in a group masturbation. (Not interested in and too shy to be an acitve participant.) I have, however, been around and seen group masturbation taking place, just due to location. Did that make any sense at all!?! LOL

2. When masturbating, as you reach orgasm, do you continue to stimulate yourself without interruption, or do you stop and apply pressure until your spasms subside? Or?
I rarely masturbate, but I think its different each time I do. If I am just trying to get off once, I have to stop or I can keep orgasming. If I am going for multiples, I will keep it up.

3. Have you ever video'ed yourself while masturbating (solo)? Where are they now?
Does a camera phone count? Was just a minute clip, and if it didn't get deleted, then it is on my computer somewhere.

4. Have you ever look at porn online? Have you ever posted at porn online?
Yes, I have looked. ;) and have posted pornographic photos, but not porn per se.

5. Do you send/recieve dirty email jokes and pictures?
Not so much anymore. I still recieve some from friends, but really don't have time to sit and forward everything that hits my inbox.

Bonus: Have you ever told someone they were good in bed when they weren't?
I don't think I have ever told a bad lay that they were good, but I have exaggerated how much I enjoyed it!

I iz construktun

Cause torture is fun, and that is what this will be to my lil' perfectionist mind, AND I have decided I have nothing better to do (ha!)... I have started to do some tweaking with the page.

So bear (or bare) with me while I work on getting everything the way I want it to look and/or back into its correct place... or a close facsmilie thereof.

Also, let me know what you think..
  • Like the old better.
  • Like the new better.
  • Fuck 'em both, find something else, callie!
  • Stop babbling and just get nekkid!

Okay, the last really isn't an option because while nekkid is good, I still need a cool layout. :-P

Just Filler... #7

1. The last thing I ate was Life cereal and iced tea.

2. Groceries is something I recently bought.

3. When it rains, it smells wonderful outside.

4. My munchkin was the first person I talked to today.

5. Hugs are comfort food for the soul.

6. I wish my bed had some extra comfort.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to meeting my new niece, tomorrow my plans include clean, clean, cleaning and Sunday, I want to find out I won the lottery!


Happy Friday!

HNT 19 ~ Belted


TMI Tuesday 20

1. Where was the first place you ever had sex?
At the guy's apartment... on the bed, in the shower, on the counter. Later on he ended up moving out of that place, and I moved in there with his old roomate (nothing romantic). Was a total shithole.

2. How often do you lie?
I try not to, but it happens to protect the innocent.

3. If you could only be one, would you rather be smart or good looking?
Well, I am already one and not the other as it is (IMO).

4. Have you ever passed out or suffered memory loss from drinking too much?
How am I supposed to know! I was either passed out or forgot!! *grin*

5. Top or bottom?
Me: Bottom. I love the feeling of being pinned down, his large body over mine, being ground into the bedsheets.

Bonus: Do you have any catalogs for toys/videos/lingere delivered to your home?
Not in a long long time. If I want something of that nature I will either jump online or go to one of the numerous adult stores we have in this area.

Happy 4th


Just Filler... #6

1. When I heard I had saturday night off, I was happy and sad at the same time.

2. A good strong drink is usually the best medicine.

3. It's late, but I am still awake with lots to do and nothing done!

4. Busy, busy, busy as always.

5. My eyes have seen way more than I will ever speak about.

6. Live, laugh, and love strongly.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to trying to get a good nights sleep, tomorrow my plans include a night off and fireworks and Sunday, I want to pretend I don't have a double load at work!


HNT 18 ~ Window

Outside, its... way too bright for my tastes.

Too hot as well.
I think I will stay inside today.


TMI Tuesday 19

1. How many speeding tickets have you had? Accidents? I have no clue what you are talking about!! Honest! lmao
Accidents... nothing major *knock on wood* and I don't think any of them were ever my fault.

2. Boxers, briefs or commando?
Boxer-briefs! ;)

3. Have you ever had sex in your office or your place of employment?
Many times! I will have to leave out details for the sake of anonymity, but it was an adult-oriented business and I would have a little fun after hours or on my nights off occasionally. And, no, I wasn't a porn star - too camera shy! :-P

4. Do you or your so own a motorcycle? Do you ever ride one? Do you wear a helmet when you ride?
I used to! *pout* I am actually a certified mechanic (well, in another life) and have always loved motorcycles. However, I have not ridden in many many moons. *again, pout*

5. Ever been skinny dipping?
Yes, a few times. In my own pool, in others, in public! ;)

Bonus: Ever been arrested? Turned someone in/had someone arrested?
Never been arrested myself. I'm a good girl! *wink* I have called the cops on a few people (some more than once) but I don't think they were ever arrested, per se.

voracious appetite

When did I become a nymphomaniac??
I am still trying to finger figure this out myself!

I want it everyday. I want it again right after I've had it. I cum over and over and still want more... still want those sensations, still want that fullness, those core-rocking shudders. My body is giving out long before my sex drive does.

(Of course, I am sure that the fact that in the previous 4 years the numbers of times I bumped uglies could be counted on only 2 hands factors into it somewhere!)

So, maybe it is because, that now I am old out of my 20's, I am on that upward climb to my sexual peak? ? ?

If that's the case, Lord help anyone with a penis and a pulse by the time I reach the top!!

Shower Time

She had barely stepped into the shower with him when he grabbed her, bent her over and shoved his cock in. This being a regular occurrence, her body settles into the fullness she knows so well. His hands begin exploring her body, caressing her legs and back, molding her flesh under his strong grasp.

Grabbing her hips, he begins to move in her. The cool water spraying across his body slowly finds its way across hers, dripping from her eyes and lips as she pants her pleasure. Her hands are pressed to the smooth wall in front of her, holding on, pushing back with each thrust he deals to her upturned backside.

His roaming hand eventually finds its way to her throbbing clit. The other is torturing one of her nipples sending exquisite pain through her. His cock grinding into her, her knees buckle as he makes her cum repeatedly.

He is not finished, but he pulls out, stands her up and puts her into the spray of the water. After taking a minute to compose herself, she begins to rinse off.. the original purpose of the shower! She feels him move up to her. His body pressed full-length against her, she sighs, reveling in the feel of his skin. She leans back into him as he nibbles at her neck.

He grabs her hand in one of his, her neck in his other, and pushes her over again, puts her hand up to the wall, apparently changing his mind about finishing later. The spray of water is now hitting her full on neck and face, pouring across her eyes and lips.

He shoves in and pounds her pussy for just a few minutes before once again pulling out. This time turning her around to face him and pinning her against the wall. His body pressing her flat, he holds her wrists in one hand far above her head.

Biting, pinching, caressing every inch of her, teasing her clit to a couple more orgasms. The only thing keeping her on her toes is her wrists far above in his strong grasp. Leaving her breathless, he shuts off the water and orders her out of the shower.

So much for getting clean...

Just Filler... #5 we go!

1. She had a great little laugh that always makes me smile.

2. My laptop is by my side, always.

3. I know this: life is never easy.

4. I long for quiet moments when everything is still.

5. These words apply to me: trusting/gullible, strong/weak, loving, procrastinator, and horny! ;)

6. When I opened my eyes around 5am the sun was shining. (ugh!)

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to working (not!), tomorrow my plans include telling the kids 'no' 5 hundred billion times, and Sunday, I want to run naked and screaming down the street!


HNT 17 ~ School Books

..and this isn't even all of them!


TMI Tuesday 18

1. Would you stay in a loveless relationship for the amazing sex?
Absolutely not. Been there, done that. Just ends up being a loveless relationship and no sex at some point. I am in love with being " in love" and because I am an emotional lover, I need and thrive on that connection with someone that grows over time to really sustain an amazing sex life.

2. If you could only have one, which would you choose: love that lasts forever or great, body numbing sex?
Isn't this just a rewording of the first question??
Love that lasts forever. Sex is just an hour (or 3) out of the day... it's that other 21 hours together where you really get to know and grow with someone, lean on and care for them.

3. Looking back at your past loves, which one should you have married/taken back and who should you have tossed earlier than you did?
There is not anyone that I can think of that I should have taken back or married, and they ALL should have been tossed earlier than than they were. I have what has been termed 'Damsel in Distress Syndrome' (invented by my father, cause he has it too, lol). I think I can "fix" people, but they always end up dragging me down with them instead. I am also bad at saying no, don't like to hurt people's feelings, and try to think 'tomorrow will be better'... 4 years later, the relationship is still crappy, I have wasted 4 years, and I am unhappy.

I am doing my best to make sure that doesn't happen again. I am not getting any younger(!) and refuse to waste another year on someone that isn't in it for me as much as I am in it for them.

4. if you had one last fuck in you where, how and who would you “give it” to?
Oooh.. I have absolutely no clue. If it's my last ever, then I damn better make sure its good! and there are several people who could help me accomplish that.

5. Which is more important sex, money, love and happiness? (and no, you can’t pick’em all)
I know I can't pick them all, but they do all factor into each other to a degree. If one is having troubles with their finances, relationship and/or sex life... this does effect their level of happiness. Therefore, Happiness is the most important, because if you have that ... everything else in life is in place. ;)

HNT 16 ~ Marked

Am I,
Am I still tough enough?
Feels like i’m wearing down.
Is my visciousness,
Losing ground?
Am I taking too much?
Did I cross a line?
I need my role in this,
Very clearly defined

I need your discipline.
I need your help.
I need your discipline.
You know once I start,
I cannot help myself

And now it's starting up.
Feels like i'm losing touch.
Nothing matters to me.
Nothing matters as much.


I see you left a mark,
Up and down my skin.
I don't know where I end,
And where you begin.

I need your discipline.
I need your help.
I need your discipline.
You know once I start,
I cannot help myself.


~lyrics from Nine Inch Nails - Discipline. You can see a video here.~

Just Filler... #4 we go!

1. I grew up thinking but then having kids killed my brain cells.
2. MySpace was the last website I was at before coming here.
3. Why don't you tie me up and we'll go from there?
4. Fingers trailing across my back helps me relax or turns me on.. well, both!
5. Thanks for the little moments that you make me smile.
6. Attempted blackmail is very off-putting.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to my night off, tomorrow my plans include not letting the ex stess me out any further and Sunday, I want to get the next assignment for school turned in!


TMI Tuesday 16

Have you ever...

1. had sex with someone ten years older or younger than you?
10 years older, yes. Younger? No, only 5 years. ;)

2. drawn from a nude model or been a nude model?
No to both. Not artistic enough to draw from a nude model, and too shy to model myself.

3. had sex at a company Christmas party?
Nope, even though the Christmas party was for an adult-oriented company, it was for all our families so everyone behaved.

4. had a blind date?
Yes, several. Some were okay ... some just down right horrible.

5. slept with a teacher?
Again. no. Even though I was only 1 of 5 girls in a school of over 900 boys... I never tasted the wares, student or staff. Even though I wanted to, I was in a relationship at the time. :( And now, school is online and I am in a relationship, so no opportunities there either! lol

Bonus (as in optional): had sex with someone within an hour of meeting them?
Not within an hour... It was more like 2 hours! ;)

Good questions this week!

Just Filler... #3 we go!

1. It is just a house or a home?
2. My favorite thing for dinner lately has been Mexican always. Mmm beans, rice and shredded beef chimichangas!.
3. All the dog and I ever do is bark! bark! bark!
4. A nice long walk sounds like too much work.
5. I am still waiting to hear some good news.
6. When all is said and done, you have to put on your big-girl panties and deal with it!
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to my night off, tomorrow my plans include visiting family and Sunday, I want to wake up to a clean house (where are those magical elves when you need them?)!


HNT 15 ~ Long Week

It's been a long week.

A lonely and long week.
One where I have been torn between just wanting to hide in bed,
and just wanting him to touch me ... just once.


Fill-In #2

Not feelin' the 'questions' much this week, we go!

1. It's cold and I must be dreaming because its over 100..

2. Fried Green tomatoes.

3. My favorite health and beauty product is my body spray.

4. When you want to get the baby to sleep, take a nice long ride.

5. Well, first of all was the last thing she said.

6. A deck of cards and a bunch of poker jerks; those were the cast of characters in a recent dream and it was not that exciting.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to not working, tomorrow my plans include a whole lot of nothing and Sunday, I want to forget that rent is due the next day!


HNT 14 ~ Sex Appeal

Most days there is no reason to dress up,
to feel pretty.
When the dishes get to be too much,
the laundry is piling up,
screaming kids and studying to be done.
There are days that the most attention I pay to myself is
just putting my hair in a pony tail...

But sometimes...
I need to know I 'still got it.'
A little skirt,
a hot pair of shoes,
pulled from the back of the closet.
Five minutes to myself,
to twist and turn in front of the mirror,

Before the next load of laundry needs to be put in.


Just Filler... we go!

1. Moving is something I would like to never do again.

2. It's a very rare moment that I feel free.

3. My best quality is also my worst quality.

4. I have a fine eye for the details.

5. In nearly 10 years, I have loved and lost several times over and still not learned my lesson.

6. A strong drink and a back massage is what I need right now!

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to some lovin', tomorrow my plans include being drivin' insane by 3 kids and (by)Sunday, I want to hide in the corner and cry!


HNT 13 ~ The straw that broke...


you feel the weight of the world
on your shoulders.


you just want to hide in the corner,
or bang your head against the wall.


you just need to stop,
and Breathe.


TMI Tuesday 13

This week's questions were submitted by Os in honor of HNTs 4th Birthday!

1. Have you ever participated in HNT? If so, when? If not, why not?
Yes, I have. Although I have been absent lately. Every week passes and I think 'oh! I need to do an HNT!' but then can't seem to muster enough energy to actually do so.

2. Have you ever avoided certain sites because of the HNT pictures that were posted?
No. My blog is NSFW most times itself, so I for sure wouldn't be avoiding more graphic HNTs. In fact, most of the blogs on my reader are sex-blogs of some nature.

3. Have you ever posted a HNT picture that you wish that you hadn't?
Yes and no. One of the more graphic (not really) pictures I posted here - which I have no problem with, but I also used it as an avatar for a minute. The ex, SM, saw it and gave me a bit of a headache about it.

4. Do you email/text/call anyone regularly with someone you met through HNT?

No, I don't really have 'blogger friends' that I keep in contact with outside of the comment box.

5. What percentage of your online friends are current or former HNTers?
None. See above. :P

6. Does anyone in your "real" life know that you do HNT (if, of course, you do)?
Yes, a couple friends know.

7. Other than previously-known friends, have you met any fellow HNTers?
Nope, again see above.

8. Have you ever downloaded someone else's HNT pictures?
No, I haven't downloaded any. I know where they are if I ever wanted to go back and look at them again.

BONUS QUESTION: Have you ever submitted a picture for "...the Other HNT"?
No, I considered it before I started doing HNTs, but at the time getting a free minute to do a decent photo was rare and I just never got around to it. I did used to go visit the site regularly, but again as with my blogging, that has fallen off over time.

TMI Tuesday 12

1. Have you ever bought a membership to a porn site? If yes, what is the most recent one and did you like it?
Nope, never paid for porn. If I want it (which is rare!), there is enough out there for free!

2. Would you rather watch a erotic/porn movie, read a story, or listen to an audio? Why?
I prefer the story. I love to read and a good erotic story always gets me worked up. :D Movies are always too cheesy for me and I end up judging the music, technique, script, etc.. and miss the point of it all. But a story lets me insert a bit of my own imagination and visuals into it make it personal, to put myself into the story.

3. If you have a significant other what do you do for each other to get in the mood? If you don't what would you kind of thing could a future potential long term partner do to get you in the mood?
Lately... always in the mood. The hard part is finding the quiet time to explore said mood! ;)

4. When it comes to sex, how much do you talk about it with others? How comfortable are you talking about sex?
Oddly enough, I am WAY comfortable talking about sex in general conversation, but talking about it with my partner, likes dislikes etc., I clam up and become extrememly shy about it.
I could casually tell a perfect stranger that I like to be tied up and treated like a dirty whore, but get me to say the same thing to my partner? Never!

5. What are the last 5 things you search[ed] for on Google (or another search engine)?
*drum lessons -want to start learning.
*drum tabs -trying to find some songs I like to play.
*cake designs for kids -the oldest's birthday is in a few weeks.
*fondant recipe -found a cool one if you ever wanted to try it.
*tibial tubercle -a medical term for a test for school.

Bonus: Have you ever had a fantasy that you were ashamed of?
Not so much ashamed. More like I know I it goes against the moral convictions of most people. But it's a fantasy... or a fleeting 'what if this happened?' and it will always stay that way.

Happy Easter!

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